calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket

calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket

911official:

my neighbors parked their car in front of mine I think they are sending a message

911official:

my neighbors parked their car in front of mine I think they are sending a message

EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE ALWAYS EATS ALL MY FUCKING FOOD

pansoph:

it’s so nice being alive at the same time as you

jeanmarcoing:

nsfw = NEVER SAFE FROM WALUIGI

heliolisk:

rneerkat:

what if you kicked the air and your leg flew off

That would be quite allarming

Come on, honey, this house is a fresh start for our family!
White dads in horror stories (via start-missing-everybody)

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a cat* *gasps loudly*

tokyotomato:

i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break

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