nowthenhajimeme:

talking to your friends on skype more like 

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bootybureau:

getoffmybloghoe:

Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis

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annie-leonhardts-ass:

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online?
Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence. 
I would never have been this happy. 

41st:

i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.

nintenclo64:

"tell us something about yourself"

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heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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p-eterquill:

little-literature:

Miniature Books by Little Literature

meanplastic:

*tries to watch sports*

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childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

poopflow:

whorville:

Do people under 5’4 even really exist?

they do, we just cant see them