lawngreen:

Don’t fall in love with someone like me, I will take u to the 711 for a hotdog date. This is why storms are named after ppl…

bluhstrider:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

Every Villain ILime 

drunkaster:

i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url

if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

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asktheundeadroyals:

15 seconds of all the songs I could find that sync with this gif

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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leafeon420:

there’s a  swag in my boot

leafeon420:

there’s a swag in my boot

alt-j:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

now you got toilet water all over this nice pair of clogs

alt-j:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

now you got toilet water all over this nice pair of clogs

moonemojii:

*studies for 2 minutes*
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evolutional:

i want to fall off the face of this earth :))))

actuallydoge:

Welcome to the first annual tumblr games

bolto:

schwa-el:

australianbae:

OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS

His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt

he has no nose??

bolto:

schwa-el:

australianbae:

OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS

His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt

he has no nose??

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint